You know what really grinds my gears?
Cars like this:
Why do you need 2 wings? Are you going that much faster? NO. Do you look awesome? NO.
Might as well do this:
And while we’re at it, what’s up with those huge exhausts people install on their cars, waking up my damn neighborhood?
Does it make you go faster? Does it make your shitty ass engine sound any sexier? Seems like every question tonight is faced with a resounding NO!
The early 21st century saw a surge of popularity in “pimpin” out your ride. Let us start un-“pimpin” them!